Viagra Boys - "Viagr Aboys"

Viagra Boys

"Viagr Aboys"

Shrimptech Enterprises

I could be bias cuz this is always the band squares thing I'm into when I meet them and we start talking music. Prolly not tho...

For starters there's just too many words going on here for me to give a shit about this rock band. Like bro you don’t need to be saying all that, it’s corny as fuck. Goofy even. Like is this a joke band? Weird AL called bro. I come from the school of The Stooges and lemme tell you Iggy wasn’t saying all this bullshit cuz he didn’t have too son. A simple UGGGH from the Iggster translates more emotion to you than this entire album does. I seriously listened to the whole album and I still have no idea what this little dude is ranting about. You failed at your job. Plus the music sounds like shit we heard 25 years ago from bands like Les Savy Fav and DFA 1979, which would make this retro music. And I call that shit boring. Back to the drawing board big dogs.

• Travis Keller

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